itscarsonreed:

Are you trying to say we’re not chums already? I try to smile at you ever time I pass you in the corridors— I even said hi on the stairs the other day, remember that? That you all do, I can admit that. 

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Well, yeh, we’re chummy. Ye’ve bothered to listen to me this long, right? But there’s a difference between bein’ pals and bein’ best pals— few and far between are those who have crossed the border fences of my friendship.

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itscarsonreed:

I understand what you’re saying, love, it just takes a mom’. It is pure laziness, I assure you. Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, mate— just don’t get too disappointed when us birds have your Puffs on the ground.

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Maybe one day you’ll want to be a cobber and listen to what I’m speakin’. Don’t knock us— you’ve forgotten that we ‘Puffs bounce back, spectacularly so.

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itscarsonreed:

You’re not that easy to understand, I’ve got to admit. I hope that’s not at all rude of me to say. Oh, yeah? I trust you, and I’m looking forward to rubbing each Ravenclaw win in your face, doll. 

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Oh, wow, people in England not gettin’ what an Aussie has to say? Novel. Pure laziness in my opinion. But beating you birds’ll be a piece of piss this year, just wait.

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itscarsonreed:

Sure, I could hear you over the announcer. S’pose you’ve got to cheer a bit harder next time, however and Hufflepuff could take the match. 

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I bet— ‘though I don’t think too many people understood me, though. Not tryna skite but this year we ‘Puffs have got a team worth watchin’. Keep you ‘Claws on your toes.

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itscarsonreed:

I think it’s quite unfair to think only the Quidditch players do work during games. At the last match, I—

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Had a bit of an ace barrack session meself last match, so I’m inclined to agree with ye.

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